bury me in this dress

FUCKING A!!!!!!!!!! ROFL. Some Filipino IM-ed me after seeing my post in pinoyexchange where I was asking for psychotherapist recommendations. So he (or she?) messaged me and recommended me to go see a certain Al Montero. I told him that I already have a therapist and he said ’sayang iba kasi dianetics’. Wait. I’ll just paste the IM log here. I just find it too funny.

dementia (8/13/2005 4:59:51 PM): i have a therapist now though
asl777kit (8/13/2005 4:59:55 PM): my pleasure
asl777kit (8/13/2005 5:00:01 PM): sayang..
asl777kit (8/13/2005 5:00:06 PM): iba kc dianetics…
asl777kit (8/13/2005 5:00:20 PM): if u dont mind..
dementia (8/13/2005 5:00:22 PM): well if it doesn’t work out, i;ll keep your recommendation in mind
asl777kit (8/13/2005 5:00:23 PM): wut do u nid it for?
dementia (8/13/2005 5:00:26 PM): what’s dianetics?
asl777kit (8/13/2005 5:00:33 PM): try to chk www.dianetics.org
asl777kit (8/13/2005 5:00:39 PM): mejo hirap explain..
asl777kit (8/13/2005 5:00:44 PM): or we can talk ovr d phone..if u want
dementia (8/13/2005 5:00:58 PM): teka check ko lang
asl777kit (8/13/2005 5:01:03 PM): ok
dementia (8/13/2005 5:01:55 PM): Jeez are you a scientoligist?
asl777kit (8/13/2005 5:02:11 PM): not yet..
asl777kit (8/13/2005 5:02:15 PM): but im training to be an auditor
asl777kit (8/13/2005 5:02:23 PM): y?
dementia (8/13/2005 5:02:31 PM): not interested. buhbye

Too bad I couldn’t recover the first couple of messages. But anyway, I put that person in ignore. Too effing funny man. You should check out the link he gave. Fucking creepo. When I saw the page, I was tempted to talk on the phone with him just to hear the crap he would spew out but I had a feeling that I would just keep on laughing (or that I might get hypnotized with their theta and alien shit) so I just said buhbye. Gawd. I didn’t know there were Filipino scientologists. Must be crazed Tom Cruise fans.

UPDATE
Turns out asl777kit is a she. SHE PM-ed me in Pinoyexchange and said

Hi,

Try mo dianetics. call mr al montano - 7210521. very effective.

Also posted a reply to my thread.

Hi,

pls chk www.dianetics.org

Try to call Mr. Al Montano at 7210521. Dianetics will surely help you. NO drugs, pills involved. You’ll see the good effects.

LOL. Stalker.

I just woke up. That’s right. Past 3 AM. I’m not feeling well maybe because I went through the rain without an umbrella.

Hmm what else did happen to me yesterday? Fortune came over with some graphics commission for me to do but my sister was using this PC to write some report. Fortune was craving for ‘Donuts Gonuts’ (again) so we went all the way the The Fort’s brach of Gonuts. It was raining all the time and we didn’t want to use umbrellas so we just ignored the rain, bought our donuts, bought some ice cream…

Talking about that ice cream, my cousin bought his from “Cold Rock”. Jesus! It’s a mockery of “Cold Stone” in the US. There used to be a Cold Stone here in Rockwell but it’s closed now. Too expensive probably. Anyway, so we see this COLD ROCK and I was just disgusted. Their concept it the same. Ice cream, candy toppings or whatever, even the uniforms remind me of what the Cold Stone staff uses. I don’t know what Fortune bought but it was just a scoop. It cost him P99. Sucker. I headed to the nearby Fruit in Ice Cream stall and bought myself a scoop of Pastillas de Leche. Guess how much it set me back? FORTY PESOS! I bet it tastes better than the one my cousin bought. So while devouring our donuts and ice creams, we discussed the design he wanted. It’s a bit intricate but it’s a challenge anyway. Then we went home.

I didn’t expect this post to be as long as this. Hehe