bury me in this dress

Since my server fooked up and ate some of my posts, I have to repost this.

I forgot to make an FFF entry last Friday so to make up for it, I present this.

he likes them sausages BIG

I was searching for the maskot of Sausage King, the fast food place here in the Philippines. Their mascot looks lewd but while googling for it, I stumbled upon THAT and just couldn’t resist. Even the caption for the picture said “Ian Jeen proud of his king size sausage” so Ian Jeen, if you ever stumble upon this page, congratulations because now you are included in Full Frontal Friday with your king size sausage ho. You really gotta love them English folks and their love for king size sausages.

Gaaah my first try on this FFF post was way funnier.

Dammit! I’m still annoyed that my posts got lost. *flares nostrils* Grrr. I was looking forward to comments on my fabulous Full Frontal Friday post. *gnashes teeth*

I should think positive.

Ok. I will post about my day. Or at least the better parts of my day.

I was a bit surprised when I saw a small cock in my house. Yes, that’s right. A small cock. Don’t worry, it’s not yours. So I quickly took a photo of it with my camphone. Wanna see it?

I feel like kicking someone. Or something. The posts I made here yesterday are missing. That includes my FFF entry and my love for Jay Mohr. Stupid webhost! I feel like shouting at the top of my lungs but it’s almost 2 am and I’ll get into trouble if I do that. FUCK!