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From Brunching Shuttlecock’s ________ Anonymous.

Do you have a problem with Irish boys? Only you can answer that question for yourself. However, taking the following quiz may help to put your relationship to Irish boys in perspective for you. If you end up answering “yes” to three or more questions, you may want to take a good look how your life is affected by Irish boys.

1. Have you missed classes or work because of Irish boys? It’s possible
2. Do you have trouble refusing Irish boys? Yes. Most of them.
3. Do you need Irish boys in order to have fun at a party? No. But that would be good.
4. Do you use Irish boys to build up your self-confidence? No?
5. Do you use Irish boys to help you relax? Sometimes
6. Have you tried to give up Irish boys and failed? I never even tried to give up on them.
7. Do you crave Irish boys as soon as you wake up? Yes!!!
8. Do you get into trouble because of Irish boys? This could possibly be a future scenario.
9. Do you crave Irish boys at a definite time daily? Yes!!!
10. Do you lie to others about how often you partake in Irish boys? Secret!
11. Have you gotten into financial difficulties because of Irish boys? I almost did.
12. Do you often wish people would just mind their own business about you and Irish boys? Sometimes.

Remember, there are people who can help you control Irish boys, instead of Irish boys controlling you.