bury me in this dress

Greetings again! This is dementia’s virus. I was browsing through dementia’s emails and it appears that her blog was transmitted into space.

I asked myself why such a mediocre blog like this one needs to be transmitted to space. The higher life forms out there would think that all humans think and write like her. Dementia is an idiot so if the aliens become enraged over her blog and then decide to invade this planet and wipe out all life forms, this includes me, it will be all her fault. I think I’ll call my other virus friends so we can launch a fatal attack on her body.

Dementia is sick at the moment with me. I’m her flu virus and she asked me to write here as a payback for suddenly invading her body. Well, the things you have to do for humanity. Ingrates!