Reasons to be cheerful
Reasons to be cheerful
People having a worse month than you
1. Indian farmer D Jaggalah died after drinking bootleg booze. Villagers at his cremation raised a glass to toast their friend, but used the same batch of alcohol that killed Jaggalah. Ten funeral goers were poisoned. And died.
2. Sam McGilton, a 72 year-old West Virginia man was arrested while being caught masturbating in a library, while wearing a flowery dress, red stilettos and a bouffant woman’s wig.
3. Dog Condoms Inc had to recall their product due to “an unacceptable failure rate resulting in canine pregnancies.” Plus the meat-scented rubbers were proving too tempting, and proving to be a choking hazard.
4. Richard Parker from Felixstowe got drunk in his local pub, undressed, urinated in the pocket of the pool table, stuck a pool ball between his arse cheeks, walked through the pub and deposited it in a drip tray at the bar. Richard was sentenced to 28 days in prison.
Source: Popbitch
