bury me in this dress

What in the name of Jebus is wrong with Washingtonians? News of some Washington residents having sex with animals have been proliferating on the interweb lately. First there was the man who died from having sex with a horse. Apparently, his innards got punctured because of the horse’s deep thrusts. This is sick. Have you seen the size of a horse’s cock? It’s HUGE! I’m not surprised if his insides were skewered. Now there are two new reports of zoophilia from this state.

McPhail’s wife told investigators that she found her husband on their back porch Wednesday night having intercourse with their 4-year-old female pit bull terrier, the Pierce County sheriff’s office report said. The dog was squealing and crying, according to charging papers.

via KIROTV

Ewwww! Here’s the other one.

A 23-year-old woman who turned in her boyfriend now faces criminal charges of her own in what police called a “twist” to a “bizarre” case.

Police say the boyfriend videotaped himself having sex with a 9-year-old girl in one encounter and with a Pomeranian in another.

via Brownsville Herald

WTF?! Pomeranian?! We used to have Pomeranians as pets and they are small, cuddly animals. For the life of me, I could not imagine anyone inserting a pee pee inside their little vags. This goes to show that there really are a lot of sick fucks out there. Like how about bestiality with a chicken. Hey, that happens!

I stayed in Sheldon, WA for a couple of months when I was in the US. Not only is it Dullsville since it’s in the middle of nowhere, it is full of rednecks. There’s nothing to do there. It’s a farming community so animals are aplenty. The nearest cinema is 30 minutes away from everywhere since it’s in another town and if you don’t have any transportation, you’re stuck in your farm unless you choose to walk a gazillion miles to the nearest liquor store. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that bestiality is one of the pastimes there. Ze ladies aren’t really lookers so maybe ze men find the livestock are more attractive. Maybe I would even considered animal sex if I got stuck there for a year.

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