bury me in this dress

1. *Be considerate: Rearrange their altar so it looks neat.

2. *Blow out their altar candle if it is daylight. (no need to waste a good candle).

3. *Sweep up the salt they carelessly left at the doorway.

4. *Sharpen their Athame.

5. *Untie the knot in their cords.

6. *Try on their jewelry for fashion sense.

7. *Pick up their crystals for a closer look.

8. *See how far their crystal ball will roll (dogs love this).

9. *Use their runes as extra Dominoes.

10. *Play “Old Maid” with their Tarot cards.

11. *Toss holy water on them “just to see what happens”

12. *Ask them if they are a good witch or a bad witch.

13. *Debate with them about “True Religion”.

14. *Ask them if they are Satan worshipers.

15. *Tell them how the bible says they are going to hell, then ask if they can make you a love potion.

16. *Point to their pentacle necklace, almost touching it, and say “isn’t that supposed to be point down?”

17. *Refer to a business meeting as “a come to Jesus” meeting.

18. *Leave Chick Publication tracts lying about the break rooms & on their desk.*

19. *Use the herbs in their magic cabinet to spice up your food.

20. *Remind them your “Just trying to save their souls”.

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Still depressed but what can I do? Anyway, I want this lomo. Too fucking expensive though.

I couldn’t even afford a regular lomo.

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