20 Ways to Piss Off A Pagan/Wiccan
1. *Be considerate: Rearrange their altar so it looks neat.
2. *Blow out their altar candle if it is daylight. (no need to waste a good candle).
3. *Sweep up the salt they carelessly left at the doorway.
4. *Sharpen their Athame.
5. *Untie the knot in their cords.
6. *Try on their jewelry for fashion sense.
7. *Pick up their crystals for a closer look.
8. *See how far their crystal ball will roll (dogs love this).
9. *Use their runes as extra Dominoes.
10. *Play “Old Maid” with their Tarot cards.
11. *Toss holy water on them “just to see what happens”
12. *Ask them if they are a good witch or a bad witch.
13. *Debate with them about “True Religion”.
14. *Ask them if they are Satan worshipers.
15. *Tell them how the bible says they are going to hell, then ask if they can make you a love potion.
16. *Point to their pentacle necklace, almost touching it, and say “isn’t that supposed to be point down?”
17. *Refer to a business meeting as “a come to Jesus” meeting.
18. *Leave Chick Publication tracts lying about the break rooms & on their desk.*
19. *Use the herbs in their magic cabinet to spice up your food.
20. *Remind them your “Just trying to save their souls”.
