I Am “69″
Joiz sent me a sexual position quiz on facebook and I got “69″. It says
You believe life is about the journey, not the destination. You discovered porn at an early age and haven’t looked back since. You probably should look back every now and then because someone might be watching the porn over your shoulder. The good news is that you’re an expert at clearing your web browser’s history. Your friends wish they were as uninhibited and as free as you are. You’re turning me on.
True! I discovered porn at an early age and the joy of masturbation at an even younger age. My libido used to be so healthy but my anti-depressants kills it. Sexual urges show up from time to time, often rare and unpredictable. My Libido’s light is on green these days but I don’t have a man to satiate IT. There’s always self pleasuring but it can get tiring since I’ve been celibate for YEARS. That wasn’t my choice though. Boo hoo.
Whatevs. One of the other results which I didn’t get is the “cowgirl”. I had no idea what that is and had to persuade Joiz to tell me. I thought it involves the girl sitting on a man’s face (sorry for the graphic detail but how else can I explain my idea?!) but she said it’s only women on top. Okay. At least I know now. I may have learned about masturbation and porn at a young age but it’s mostly the one-woman-act kinda sex.
Tags: libido, masturbation, sex
