bury me in this dress

That’s according to the research of this man.

Douchebag

According to this here article, Hideto Tomabechi theorizes that the sound of a crying infant elicits psychological and physical responses in women. That includes increase in breast size in preparation for baby feeding. I have serious doubts about his theory…and sanity. I wouldn’t trust anyone with a lopsided wig. The article says he helped deprogram members of Aum Shinrikyo, that doomsday cult which exposed commuters to nerve gas in Tokyo subways. It’s possible that he got a whiff of it. Seriously though, there’s nothing to lose. It’s just a downloadable ringtone, right? A ringtone which might have a subliminal message embedded in it to kill kill kill. I want to have bigger breasts but I’ll pass on this one.