Ringtone May Increase Breast Size. Right.

That’s according to the research of this man.

Douchebag

Douchebag

According to this here article, Hideto Tomabechi theorizes that the sound of a crying infant elicits psychological and physical responses in women. That includes increase in breast size in preparation for baby feeding. I have serious doubts about his theory…and sanity. I wouldn’t trust anyone with a lopsided wig. The article says he helped deprogram members of Aum Shinrikyo, that doomsday cult which exposed commuters to nerve gas in Tokyo subways. It’s possible that he got a whiff of it. Seriously though, there’s nothing to lose. It’s just a downloadable ringtone, right? A ringtone which might have a subliminal message embedded in it to kill kill kill. I want to have bigger breasts but I’ll pass on this one.

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No Responses to “Ringtone May Increase Breast Size. Right.”

  1. Ade says:

    One explanation: Japan. Feh.

  2. Shabby says:

    the way he looks is already FAIL! Fix that wig!!! XDDD;

  3. deejay says:

    hmmm… what a brilliant idea. *clap, clap, clap*

    san ba pwedeng makadownload nyan?

    PS: hi dementia! deejay here from GTM. thanks for dropping by my blog. :D

  4. dementia says:

    You want to have man boobs? Hehehe. The mp3 is in the link.

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