bury me in this dress

Bizarre claims about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ 20-month-ol daughter Suri Cruise has been published in a new unauthorized biography about the Scientologist. Andrew Morton claims that Suri was conceived using the sperm of dead Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard.

Morton’s new book also throws accusations at Scientologist groups about Cruise’s ex-wife Nicole Kidman. He claims she was blackmailed after their marriage ended in 2000. Morton alleges Scientologist feared Kidman may be a threat to Cruise so they threatened to release intimate details about the couple’s sex life if she publicly slammed their religion.

Cruise’s attorney, Bert Fields, calls the claims a “pack of lies.” “It’s a boring, poorly researched book by a man who never talked to anyone involved in Tom Cruise’s life or anyone close to him,” Fields says.

I wouldn’ t be surprised if the sperm did come from the Hubbard but I doubt that the sperm came from him. Suri is too good looking. I think the real father is Katie Holmes’ ex whatshisface.

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Gaah! It looks like I won’t be able to go to the UP Centennial kick-off tonight. Mom called me a few hours ago and she was pissed off because my room is a pigsty. She told me to go home early so that I could fix my mess. I don’t know what time I’ll finish cleaning and if I’ll still have the energy to drive all the way to UP. I’m annoyed. So wrong timing of her.

Goddamn blog. It blocked me and said I’m a spammer. And no good webhost either since they never responded to my inquiry. I think I need to migrate to a better webhost. Any recommendations?

I just found out some people do. Eeek

I’ve been a bad Skirmisher. I haven’t contributed for ages. But I checked out the site today and was shocked to see this photo.

 It’s supposed to be the Skirmisher LOLdancers. I’m guessing JB was bored and played around with Photoshop. I’m the one on the right.

I wasn’t going planning to blog about her but I might as well throw in something. In case you don’t know what she did, please refer to this. I think what she did is wrong, insensitive, and not at all classy as she seems to think of herself to be. I’ve read about her years ago in society pages so I’m pretty sure she’s stinking rich. I guess that paved the way for her to have her own column and other writing gigs. Who the fuck cares? Who takes those so-called writers seriously anyway? Most of the time, they’re just spewing hot air. A lot of people are calling for a boycott or getting her fired. I say why not take other society writers down with her. They’re a waste of newspaper space. What I don’t like about this debacle are comments about her size. Why does this affect me? Because it associates fat with all the negativity she caused. Criticize her boorish behavior all you want but her fat didn’t make her that.

I just hate the limitations of Mac sometimes. Well that hardly happens except for subtitling applications. I’m a part of Japan-TV fansubbers and I mostly do quality checks. That involves correcting grammar, spelling, timing, etc. Right now I’m QC-ing Hana Yori Dango and it’s one of my favorite doramas. I really want to QC it properly to do the dorama justice but how can I do that when most of the subtitler apps for Mac just fucks up the files! I need a decent substitute for Advanced Substation Alpha (which only runs in Windows) but I couldn’t find any. I’ve tried Jubler and it just messed up the timing. I also tried Miyu but it doesn’t read .ass files. It’s so frustrating. My only option, at least that I know of, is to edit using an HTML editor. I couldn’t check if the timing’s correct through that. *sigh*

I ended up going to sewing class because I thought that sewing would calm me but it didn’t. I’m still worried about the fucking taxes. When I got home, I found out that I finally got a notice to pick up the item but I have to get it from Pasay City. This shit is depressing the hell out of me and it’s stressing me out that I’m bleeding even if I’m taking hormones to supress my period. If I had known that getting the doll would cause this much stress, I wouldn’t have gotten one.

I was planning to go to sewing class today but I’m too upset right now. I called EMS regarding my doll and a rude ‘palengkera’ lady told me that I have to go to their office. This never happened to me when I use EMS. The items always got delivered early and I only had to pay 30 pesos. The situation now seems different. I didn’t get even receive any notification that my item is in the Philippines already. If I didn’t know that the item arrived last June 15, they probably would send the notification a month after…or not at all. Also, if they’re not planning to kill me with taxes, they would have delivered the package to my house. Well, they wouldn’t be able to squeeze much money from me but this is still a really big headache. I would have to haggle with those vultures and Pasay is so far from my place. I really really hate this.