Maybe this is old but I just saw this clip in Japan Probe and found the monkeys funny and cute

Used to be this blog’s reading level is “Elementary School” but I took the online test again and got Junior High. LOL. That still isn’t good but at least I’m improving.

Movie Reviews

I got this from a friend who has a friend who has a friend who works for Touch Mobile as customer support. He’s the call center agent who answered. It’s so funny!

PS

If you want to download the mp3, I uploaded it to my mediafire account here.

That’s the project I was talking about several posts ago. Mukhangpera.com is my new blog, my money-making blog if things go according to plan. See, the credit card debts I keep on mentioning is real ya know. I need to make them disappear. So please support my new blog. Link it to yours if possible and I will love you long time.

Been having too much fun at om nom nom nom

http://butt-scratch.myminicity.com/

Please visit my city. You don’t have to do anything. I just need to increase the population there since there is only 1 inhabitant. It’s more of a farmland right now rather than a city.

I found this masterpiece on youtube.

I’ll study this carefully and I’ll be ready for the My Chemical Romance concert!

In case anybody wants to become a goth. lulz

It’s not as informative as the emo video though.

I just saw this video today and it made me LOL.

Joiz sent me a sexual position quiz on facebook and I got “69″. It says

You believe life is about the journey, not the destination. You discovered porn at an early age and haven’t looked back since. You probably should look back every now and then because someone might be watching the porn over your shoulder. The good news is that you’re an expert at clearing your web browser’s history. Your friends wish they were as uninhibited and as free as you are. You’re turning me on.

True! I discovered porn at an early age and the joy of masturbation at an even younger age. My libido used to be so healthy but my anti-depressants kills it. Sexual urges show up from time to time, often rare and unpredictable. My Libido’s light is on green these days but I don’t have a man to satiate IT. There’s always self pleasuring but it can get tiring since I’ve been celibate for YEARS. That wasn’t my choice though. Boo hoo.

Whatevs. One of the other results which I didn’t get is the “cowgirl”. I had no idea what that is and had to persuade Joiz to tell me. I thought it involves the girl sitting on a man’s face (sorry for the graphic detail but how else can I explain my idea?!) but she said it’s only women on top. Okay. At least I know now. I may have learned about masturbation and porn at a young age but it’s mostly the one-woman-act kinda sex.