Archive for the ‘Humor Me’ Category

Da Fifols Haz Sfoken

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

Like my dear dear Noynoy, I listen to the clamor of the people. So here is “our photo.” Please support, Noynoy and vote for him as President.

DA PRUCHUR PREZIE AND PERS LADEE

DA PRUCHUR PREZIE AND PERS LADEE

Caveat: This is not a real photo. Ok. Just need to state that just in case.

Wix

Thursday, August 27th, 2009

I was browsing a site when I saw a banner of Wix. I was curious so I went to the site and played around with it. It lets members make webpages and widgets but it looks more like a scrapbook to me. If you are curious, bored, or want to look at what wix can do, go look at what I made.

Their gelato is sooooo tempting

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009
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Jollibee's Special Offer

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009

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My friend Joe Christ ordered large Coke Light at Jollibee the other day and this is what appeared when the personnel punched it in.

Johnny Depp as Mad Hatter

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008

Rejoice all ye Tim Burton and Johnny Depp fans! Tim Burton is currently filming his version of Alice in Wonderland and he cast his favorite actor to play the Mad Hatter. He also cast his muse Helena Bonham Carter and The Queen. Strange actor Crispin Glover will play the role of the Knave of Hearts. How exciting, isn’t it? I can’t wait to see the film!!!

 

Johnny Depp in Victorian splendor and gothic pallor

Johnny Depp in Victorian splendor and gothic pallor

I think Papa Johnny looks like a woman in the photo. Even more delicious ;)

Obama: President of Awesome

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

I’m so happy with the result of the American election. I missed the speeches of Obama and McCain but I’ll catch the replays. Congratulations to my American friends who voted for Barrack. I’m there in spirit as they celebrate. I feel like joining the street party outside the White House but I’m in my third world country. Changes are sure to come. Imagine that, the first African American President. Just several years ago they were riding at the back of buses. I’m sure there are a lot who are dismayed, even angry, that they now have a black president. Some might even try to assassinate Obama. That is just stupid. Don’t they know that he cannot be PWNed? 

he is awesome

 

See!

Dementiacons

Monday, October 27th, 2008

For those who know me in Plurk, I’ve been using a bunch of emoticons which highly represent me.

Jorgegee was the one who first showed them to me and said I look like them which I hated when I first saw them but Eloisa agreed that they are so me. So I made them my signature Plurk emoticons and call them dementiacons.

Well, a couple of hours ago, I discovered who the creator is. It’s MaggieMarket and I had a grand time downloading more of them dementiacons. The character is Maggie herself and she also made emoticons out of her husband and friends. Coincidentally, the hubby emoticon looks like my big Plurk crush.

Too bad I couldn’t understand the site much since it’s in Chinese. I think I would have enjoyed her blog a lot. Anyway, I’ll keep on coming back to that site for more downloadable goodies.

Muy muy muy to Baddie

Friday, October 3rd, 2008

I have a new Plurk theme now! Big thanks to big bad baddie for the Wicked Witch of Oz theme I requested! For awhile he scared me that he’ll make me a Wild Wild West theme. Ugh Wil Smith. So for this, I give him my bunny dance!

 

Goat Yells Like A Man

Saturday, August 16th, 2008

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This is a peace-offering to my blog and my readers for having neglected it. The reason for the neglect wll be on my next post.

Brief Jerky

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

Excuse my lack of real entries but Plurk has been occupying my time too much. Way too much in fact. But I’ll talk about my Plurk addiction in another post because a friend pointed out this wonderful find.

This masterpiece is called the Brief Jerky. It’s made from fine grade beef jerkies, rhinestones, and gromets specially picked by the masterful team of mixedspecies. Touted to be the first meat haute couture, the makers claim every pair is a perfect fit. Sadly, their current model Mr. Hairy McSpecies doesn’t come with the package.

Thanks to Seijicat for the heads up.